Showing posts with label hudson valley. Show all posts
Showing posts with label hudson valley. Show all posts

Saturday, September 27, 2008

Can You Smell me from There?

This should be a scratch-and-sniff screen to convey the potency of this celebration. There's pretty much nothing you can imagine that hasn't been done to garlic. Stuff it, pickle it, puree it, fry it, dry it, even whip it into ice cream (not recommended).

The Hudson Valley Garlic Festival is very well-organized and laid out. There are long corridors of all-garlic food products, areas for eat-now food stalls and a long stretch of craftsman's wares, very wisely segregated from the greasy fingers of garlic eaters.

We hit the ground running with Garlic Knots; think dinner roll meets garlic bread. We chased that with fried garlic, 'cause how can you not try that? I was expecting crunchy, tempura-style cloves, but instead they were like oily roasted garlic. Good, but not that different.

We sampled our weight in pickles and dips. 

There is a whole separate area showcasing varieties of raw garlic and growing information. As you know, I have no green thumb. In fact, my boyfriend needed to rescue the herbs I bought just last week. I seem to rise to the occasion of killing green things. So I saw this pavilion as more of a photo opportunity than a learning experience. 

The only void in the festival was the lack of breath mints. We were shocked a gum or mouthwash company wasn't handing out samples. A perfect marketing opportunity wasted.

We came away loaded down with pickles and olives and honey (oh my!) Our bellies are full, our breath is foul, and we will sleep easy knowing tonight no vampires will come knocking.

Got Gas?

My honey and I sped through Maryland, Delaware and New Jersey last night to arrive in Hudson Valley, NY (well, Kingston, NY more specifically) for the 19th annual Hudson Valley Garlic festival. I've been to the Gilroy Garlic Festival in California, but this is the largest one on the East Coast. They expect 40 to 50,000 people to descend on the small town of Saugerties, all for the love of the stinking rose.

I will, of course, have a "post game" report tonight upon my return from today's festivities. For now all I can say is that New Jersey has some very odd laws. We stopped to get gas last night only to find men in yellow coats doing all the filling. Thinking this peculiar to the station, we drove on to the next rest spot. Turns out it's against the law to fill your own tank. Illegal? Huh? All the more frustrating is that they've installed
self-serve pumps which require you to slide your card payment. But, God forbid you go as far as selecting your gas level and you will incur the wrath of the Gas Attendant. You do not want to get these guys mad. Apparently it's a very stressful job. Either that or their about to die from prolonged boredom and are trying to maintain control of the few duties they have. Hostile, inefficient and irritating.

We asked the hotel clerk what this was all about. "I guess people just like to be treated." No, that's called "luxury" not mandatory law. Very strange.